We’ve met a lot of time travelers this year, but no one is quite like Noah. If you need a refresher, Noah is the guy that claimed he met himself from the future. It’s pretty confusing, so to make it easier, we’re designating the younger Noah as “Future Noah” and the middle-aged Noah as “Future Future Noah.” See, Future Noah said back in March that he was from the year 2030. Future Future Noah claimed to be from 2070.
Future Noah tries to corroborate Future Future Noah’s stories and “facts” about him in a video posted by none other than ApexTV who has a unique way of attracting
the crazies time travelers. According to Future Noah:
“He showed a bunch of personal information, he said a bunch of things about what I did, he said all the sequence of events and stuff since I came back from 2017,” Future Noah said. “He said everything that I did, and this is the type of stuff that someone would have to stalk me for my whole life to figure out.
“Obviously, it would be really hard for him to figure out all of this information. There’s no way that he could figure all this out unless he stalked me from the very beginning.”
Okay then. The two Noahs told ApexTV that they have a microchip implanted in their wrist and they are more than happy to take a DNA test and get X-Rays to show the chip. Future Noah, at least, did take a lie detector test administered by ApexTV and surprise, surprise – they say he passed. The test is incredibly suspect but the meeting of the two Noahs is at least entertaining, so we’re including it below for your enjoyment…
Here’s The Noahs!
Future Noah has become an Internet celebrity of sorts, but not because of his ground-breaking 411 about the future; he’s become the butt of a lot of jokes. That may be one of the reasons he went hard in the paint to get some “real proof” he’s telling the truth.