It’s barely March and we’ve had three people claiming to be time travelers, one each month so far. The time-traveling trend started back in January when a guy claimed he was from the year 6,000 and said he had proof.  His “proof” came in the form of a really blurry photo that he explained was altered through the time-traveling experience because when you venture into the future and back again, photos “as well as many other things” can get distorted.

According to this guy from the year 6,000, he was chosen to participate in a secret test program in the 90’s that sent candidates into the future. He has to hide his identity, though, because “they” don’t want him to spill the tea on all of the awesomeness that is 3,982 years in our future. Sounds legit, right?

He totally understands that his claims seem pretty nuts and he reassures the viewers he’s aware of this, making him even more legit! He says that diseases have been cured and pretty incredible technological advancements have been made, but “they” don’t want us mere mortals in the present to know about any of them.

Here He Is!

Another guy “came forward” last month and he kind of doesn’t care what “they” do to him (except that he really does on account of him wearing a creepy mask) because he wants everyone to know he is a former CIA operative named Alexander Smith, and like the Blurry Guy from 6,000, he time traveled too! And just like the kid with the blurry proof, Alexander Smith was sent on a super secret mission and also has a blurry photo with him as evidence (Blurry Guy from 6,000 was right about time travel distorting photos!).

“I visited the year 2118 as part of a top-secret CIA mission,” Smith explains. “As to my knowledge, it was one of the first times that time travel had successfully been completed. I went to the future and then back to the past. This all happened in the year 1981. They are looking for me but I am living in hiding.”

Alexander Smith wants us to know about aliens, who do not “necessarily live among us but they do visit from time to time” and that humans are still using cash. He also warns the viewers that global warming has caused some animals to become extinct.

Alexander Smith Has A Blurry Photo Too!

Time-travelers revealing details about the future are still doing their thing because another young man stepped forward saying that he’s met his future self and they recorded the meeting.

Flip over to Page 2 to see this one…